Señora Regina

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Things to do in an elevator..

 

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

I could've done anything for him. Even stand in front of a gun, take a fucking bullet to the chest and let him run. I wonder, whatever happened to his 'forever and ever'? 

I despise you, i really do. I can't say i blame you but don't come crying to me when someone starts treating you the way you treated me. I survived love and you will too. See you around.

What are the interests of the youth these days?

Why do they do the things they do?

Why do they act the way they do?

What turns them on?

What pisses them off?

And all of the questions you have got to ask about today's youth =) You may get the answers here..

All of a sudden, this overwhelming sadness rushes over me, and i get discouraged and i get upset and i feel hopeless, sad, and hurt. Really hurt. 

 

I got myself hurt...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Emotionally..

=(

...how throughout my life I kept hearing that stupid saying first impressions are everything. It doesn't make any sense to me. I mean, how could someone judge you by a first impression? All they see is the outside. The face. The clothes. The disguise. That statement automatically made inner beauty seem like a lie. I mean if first impressions really are everything, then it makes no sense having a great personality. It's not like anybody cares to see it anyway, right? Hmm..